out-of-office: aleksandr skorobogatov (english)
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Aleksandr Skorobogatov (b. 1963), one of the most original Russian writers of the post-communist era, was born in Belarus and has lived in Antwerp since the 1990s. He has written short stories, essays and novels. His work boasts the most wondrous, absurd and violent plot twists and is full of long, meandering sentences. He is seen by many as an heir to the surreal line of the Russian literary canon.
Subject: OUT OF OFFICE
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Aleksandr Skorobogatov's reading tip
Speak, Memory - an autobiographical memoir by Vladimir Nabokov, the greatest stylist in world literature A masterpiece about the immortality that art bestows on life.
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